The Illusionist: Archive

May 4th

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“We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...”

– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan. (via itchywrists)

Apr 19th

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Apr 16th

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badonelle: the best way to test if someone’s just saying they like the same things you do to get in your pants is to make up an unrealistic lie one time this annoying dude asked me what my favorite band was and I told him “boku no pico” he was like “me too” really

Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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Apr 16th

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birdbrainblue: mixedbyziggy: I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance You rude piece of shit #go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen

Apr 16th

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Apr 15th

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losthitsu: edencomplex: people who write really deep, heart-wrenching, thought provoking fics but because it’s about minor characters they don’t get the hundreds of notes/reviews they deserve #THE PROBLEM WITH HETALIA OCs TOO

Apr 15th

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Apr 15th

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Apr 14th

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Apr 14th

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How the sky would look if the planets were as...

showmeyourassbutt: propertyofroonilwazlib: quiescense: guceubcuesu: Moon… Mercury… Venus… Mars… Jupiter… Saturn… Uranus… Neptune… Pluto can suck a dick This is so interesting. Jupiter and Saturn look fucking scary I am more interested in the OP’s hostility toward Pluto YOU LEAVE PLUTO OUT OF THIS OP

Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 13th

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Apr 12th

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m-ignon: dreamboatsandtrenchcoats: Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

Apr 12th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 11th

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Apr 10th

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I’M ALIVE, BITCHES!

Apr 8th

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Mar 7th

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Mar 7th

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Feb 23rd

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Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 8th

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Jan 7th

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 Zero - Who was your last text from?
 One - What/who is your icon?
 Two- Your relationship status?
 Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
 Four - What is your current mood?
 Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
 Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
 Seven - Have a crazy side?
 Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
 Nine- Something you do a lot?
 Ten - Angry at anyone?
 Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
 Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
 Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
 Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
 Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
 Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
 Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
 Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
 Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
 Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
 Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
 Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
 Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
 Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
 Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
 Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
 Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
 Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
 Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
 Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
 Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
 Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
 Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
 Thirty four - Last kiss?
 Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
 Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
 Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
 Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
 Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
 Forty - Are you worried about the future?
 Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
 Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
 Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
 Forty four -Do you forgive or forget? 
 Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
 Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
 Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
 Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
 Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
 Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?